Friday Links

Since this is a blog, I'm required by blog statute to put up a links post. This was the best I could do to meet the requirements. Enjoy:

Clearly these sad, sad people missed the epic Filipino prison version.

Will Ferrell is the funniest USC football fan alive. That includes you, Snoop Dogg. 

I've heard rumors that Obama's planning on flying back to Chicago tonight to trick or treat with his daughters. Imagine the doorbell ringing and having Barry at the door. Beats Old Crazy showing up. 

The New York Knickerbockers are undefeated and tied for first place! I hate the Knicks, but it's hard to root against a team that's been as bad as the Knicks have been during the Isaiah era. Unfortunately, their new coach has already developed a testy relationship with the home fans. Oh, New York sports fans, you make it so easy to hate you. 

Lastly, any posting of links is not complete without some mention of lolcats.  Have you seen the lolcats bible? "Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem."  Soooo funny.

Halloween (the movie)

For some absurd reason, Halloween is my favorite movie.  Once October rolled around, I scanned tvguide.com for upcoming screenings. The first showing was tonight. I planned my entire weekend around being in front of a TV at 8pm ET so I could be enthralled by two hours of Jamie Lee Curtis running for her life.  Those two hours are now sadly over.  

The results? Countless dead bodies, one stolen headstone, multiple false Michael Myers death alarms, and too many horny teenagers to keep track of.  Jerry Bruckheimer take note, this is the formula for horror movie gold.